I get aggravated at how aggravated I get when someone takes my stall during my work hours poop time. Like, my whole day is now weird.
2024-10-10 · 9 months ago · 👍 Not4uffinonMobile
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🚀 stack · 2024-10-10 at 18:17:
I could never poop outside of home, except in emergency situations, most unpleasant. That kind of shaped my career, I suppose!
👾 jecxjo · 2024-10-10 at 18:29:
You would have loved a job i had a few years ago. Moved to a location where a subsidiary had an office. They had just renovated a floor and i was the only one using it, they hadn't hired new employees yet. A whole cubical farm to myself, a whole bathroom to myself.
🖥️ mrrobinhood5 [OP] · 2024-10-10 at 19:17:
@stack oh yeah I feel ya, I don't have a choice though.
@jecxjo I wish!!
for anyone else that is lost, this is the criteria when choosing a regular stall:
must be in the line of sight of the sensor so the lights don't shut off on ya, must flush with enough pressure or you're stuck with a surprise, just be away from the urinal line of sight, and must have a tight seat so it doesn't wobble.
🚀 stack · 2024-10-10 at 20:26:
I regularly drive across the US in under three days to avoid the inevitable gas station 'break'. Rest stops in the US are actually great now, but the idea of a fat trucker defacating loudly two feet away is too much for me.
🎵 random-elephant · 2024-10-10 at 20:54:
I wanted to react but looks like we're missing the poop emoji !
🚀 stack · 2024-10-10 at 21:12:
Also, a good motivator to stay out of prison.
☯️ dragfyre · 2024-10-10 at 23:19:
speaking of toilets, when are we all going to get those fancy Japanese toilets with bidet and perfume functions
🚀 stack · 2024-10-10 at 23:35:
Get a Toto seat and plumb it in. You don't want perfume. It pre-moistens the toilet when you sit so it will flush clean, heats your seat, washes your butt, and blows air. And self-cleans. Cinco estrellas!
☯️ dragfyre · 2024-10-11 at 01:18:
TBH the only time I really want the perfume option is when I've been on long-haul flights for 30 hours and I'm suffering from a serious case of "been sitting in airplane seats for too long and the airport shower costs 50$"
BTW, I hope we can all agree that this is an excellent thread 🚽
🖥️ mrrobinhood5 [OP] · 2024-10-11 at 01:23:
I do a 5 hour drive to my hometown every so often. I have researched and mapped out every single toilet that is bare minimum accpetable, to include gas stations out of the beaten path, in order to assertain I can have an "okay" poop at least in the case of an emergency. Always remember the 7 P's. Prior Proper Planning Prevents a Piss Poor Poop.
🐐 satch · 2024-10-11 at 10:48:
Yall need to start pooping in the woods. Dig a nice hole and watch the birds. Face the discomfort. Might learn something new.
🚀 Gentooshnik · 2024-10-11 at 15:14:
we're missing the poop emoji !
💩💩💩 This one? 💩💩💩
🖥️ mrrobinhood5 [OP] · 2024-10-11 at 16:03:
@satch as someone who can't tell the difference between poison oak, ivy, or sumac no thanks.
🚀 Gentooshnik · 2024-10-14 at 09:26:
@HanzBrix Forest animals don't poop?
☯️ dragfyre · 2024-10-14 at 09:33:
@Gentooshnik You know what they say about bears who sit in the woods
🚀 Gentooshnik · 2024-10-14 at 14:08:
Chicken poop is literally biohazard. Thankfully there aren't many hens in the forests.
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