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LEGEND:
% GOOD - fully operational
% STABLE - mostly operational
% UNSTABLE - mostly operational on the verge of further failure
% CRITICAL - critical systems only operating
% DOWN - not operating
% DAMAGED - down and needs repair
% BROKEN - down and physical devices are completely broken and need replacing
STATUS REPORT:
Central Control System - BROKEN
Quantum Entanglement Communicator - CRITICAL
Navigation - DOWN
Propulsion - DOWN
Cyro - UNSTABLE
Defense Shields - DAMAGED
Missiles - DOWN
Escape Pods - BROKEN
Status Reporting System - CRITICAL
Relic - GOOD
NEW ITEMS ADDED TO REPORT:
Relic
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Overall, this means we are:
"a dead floating lump in space vulnerable to any attacks"
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"with only a relic from the past that we don't know how to use"
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"with unlikelyhood of futher reports"
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