..: Pizo :..
Third Transmission: Shifting to Simplo-Lang
hi, earthlings
part 1 about simplo
section about whats simplo
im writing in simplo
simplo is the same as simplolang
simplo is like ansesta
ansesta is the same as english
we use simplo for fun in pizo planet
i think you can read simplo better than my
clumsy ansesta
ill write to you in simplo
simplo is ugly but its simple
section about simplo rules
we avoid these things
negations
periods
capitals
commas
we use space instead of punctuacion
we love small words and small sentences
we avoid speaking simplo
we only write and read simplo
simplo is bad for poems
pretty messages and complicated things
but you can try
you write subject first
verb second
and other things last
we write hes and shes
and avoid he's and she's
but that seems hard at first
we try to be explicit
but saying just enough
section about my thoughts on simplo
simplo could be better
simplo is just a kids game in planet pizo
i think a teacher made simplo up for kids to learn ansesta
but i think it worked badly
i like simplo anyway
part 2 about today
section about dreamy bar lady
our airship pizo landed on pomora isle bay
pomora isle is a wee isle on moonjami
moonjami is a group of thousands of isles in planet pizo
pomora and moonjami lack other meanings
we went to harbor in our auxiliary craft
our auxiliary craft is solar powered too
by the way
we went to bar
we spoke to bar lady
she told us that shes an earthling
shes wrong
i thik she feels an earthling because shes read too many
books on earth
but shes nice
we told her about QEC
she wants to send you a message
care for earth
she is sad about warming in 2023 and other years too
i find hard to understand why shes sad
it happened very long ago indeed
i hope you solved it
eventually
but you are unable to call back
i think
section about boring stuff
we unloaded and did some trade after that
we went back to our airship and thats all the important
things of today
bye earthlings!
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