New Year's Resolutions for 2025

These are the last auto-generated resolutions for this year.

In 2025, I will shoot a film starring a tiger shark about the funk explosion of the 1970s

...and I will bathe in the sacred waters of the Spanish Main to rejuvenate my weary soul

Don't like these resolutions? Come back in 2026 to see if this happens again.

Bonus fortune cookie

You will have dinner with Ray Bradbury at the South Pole