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> ...choose one...
The best choice is always not to choose.
(yes..... I know.....)
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~wolfinthewoods wrote (thread):
You opt not to be enticed by the conspicuous signs, instead passing time by idly on the sidewalk. A long-haired, bearded mailman with pink sunglasses and wearing blue cowboy boots passes by, whistling Lady Gaga's Poker Face. An argument between a heavyset man and his pet of koala rages just out of earshot, an unintelligible series of grunts and screeches. A half hour slips by and you're approached by a very short (no more than 4 1/2ft tall) man in a turquoise blazer and a gold fez, he hands you a rolled up scrap of paper and hurries off without glancing back...
As you try to understand what just happened, the koala ambles away from the bellicose fat man, it appears to be wearing a bell-hop uniform, ruby red with silver tassles, it approaches and beckons you down the opposite side of the street with it's small paw...
As this is happening, a very large Somoan man in barely contained in a VW Bug Taxi, rolls up to you and calls out of the window,"Yo, Mr. Azallam wishes to speak with you, says he never seen nobody who never want to go in there," he points to the brick building and it's neon signs. The man swings the car door open and glances at you with impatience...
Do you:
Look at the Scrap of Paper?
Go with the koala?
OR
Step Inside the taxi to see Mr. Azallam?
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