Welcome to montag cafe!

The home of our famous montag soup

Specials

The special for today is soup

Locations

You'll know us when you see us!

Contact Us

We can be reached by psychic bond from 9am to 9pm

Just focus your mind on the taste of our famous soup and the word "sneferu"

Legal disclaimers

In the event of a disaster, such as those caused by natural disaster or a workplace accident, involving but not limited to fire, flooding, electrical failure, or property damage, when things finally fall apart and there's nothing left but fear and pain and you try to reach out for that little bit of safety, I'll reach out with you. Maybe we can't fix this, maybe sometimes things are just too broken, but we can reach out, even if we fall apart and the arms we reach out with fall apart and there's nothing to reach with, we can reach with words, with hopes, with those little thoughts we hold onto. And maybe one day, if we reach long enough, the light will move just a little bit closer and one day our outstretched hands will brush that little bit of hope, and maybe just maybe we can even grab on and hold on and never let go.